Dumb Bunny Trackers (Rewrite as Set in 19th Century Hot Springs) 230 Words

Once upon a time, there was a dumb blonde named Jackie. 
One day, while she was hiking through the woods, she came across 
some tracks. As she stood there, she came to the conclusion that
they were deer tracks.

As Jackie was looking at the tracks, another dumb blonde named
Trixielala came up. She looked at the tracks and decided that they were
moose tracks. She told Jackie that and they started arguing about what 
kind of animal made those tracks.

While they were talking, there was a sound of a train whistle off
in the distance.

Soon, another dumb blonde named Priscilla entered the conversation.
After looking the tracks over, she decided that they were elk tracks. 
When she spoke her thoughts out loud, the conversation grew all the more
heated.

While they were talking, there was a sound of a train whistle that
sounded closer than the previous sound. However, the dumb blondes paid it no
heed so engrossed were they in their squabbling.

Soon, another dumb blonde named Pixie joined the conversation. 
Upon looking at the tracks, she decided that they were caribou tracks.
This served to increase the level of acrimony in their ongoing debate 
about what just what kind of tracks they were.

Just then, a freight train came over the hill and ran over the dumb 
blonde quartet, thus forever ending their petty bickering.